Copywriting and SEO Marketing for the Adult Industry

Glass Hot & Cold

What do I know? I figure glass, shit man that’s gonna be hard to take. Heating and cooling it, wow, that might be a little much. And those nubs, and the shape of the thing… Well never let it be said I dip my toe in the water when it comes to playing with sex toys. I bought a Cyberglass Snake of Paradise for me and my girlfriend Gayle, and we have never been happier. It’s a glass dildo-yeah glass-with textured bumps, and a snake-y wavy body…it also happens to be 8 1/2 inches long (mmmmrmmm) and one-inch wide. For us lesbians who like to be filled from time to time, like Gayle and I, it’s just about perfect.

Those nubs I mentioned before are rounded, so they really get you when inserted and the thing has like these three separate waves of the shaft so you get it right where you need it. It even has a nice tail which you can hold as a handle when your thrusting it in your…well, you get the picture And because it’s glass there is the heat up/cool down factor. This is what really sends me and Gayle and what surprised me so much. If you would have told me I’d be using a glass dildo, and heating and cooling it no less, I would have said you were crazy. It’s amazing how much we can learn about ourselves.

Since it was the first time I had been invited to Vanessa’s room I took it upon myself to ignore the fluffy made bed and her sprawling across it in her midnight blue teddy, instead stepping slowly round her wooden floor, past dresser, mirror, TV and stand, computer and desk, closet and small beside-table. It wasn’t that I wasn’t intrigued by Vanessa invite to “give me five minutes and come on up” and I was indeed flattered that the busty brunette with the crooked smile wanted to get physical on this, our fourth date, but I figured I’d give us a both a moment to breathe, reason through what was obviously about to happen and maybe, just maybe, give myself an edge over this girl who had surprised me so suddenly. But as I walked the wooden and lace perimeter of the 35-year old girl’s room, I came past an item that stopped me dead in my tracks. Lying there scattered in the top of her dresser’s immaculate detritus-a few collectable dolls and her VCR’s remote-was a black tapered rubber stunted butt plug (it couldn’t be anything else) with a synthetic long tail attached to it, sitting in an open shallow box. “Maybe we can use it…later,” the girl behind me said, recognizing where I had stopped.

“You just leave your toys out to all your new gentleman callers?” I asked turning to her with as wicked a deep dimpled smile as I could muster considering how nervous I was.

“Well, I had no way of knowing if you’d see it,” she purred and got up on her knees. As always, my eyes dropped to the petite girl’s massive chest. “I was hoping, but if you didn’t, I could always show it to you later.”

“You are a very interesting girl,” I said, turning back to lift the anal toy from its box.

“I assume this is clean and ready for use?” I said turning back to her once again. I couldn’t help but play the tail over my pal.

“I wouldn’t put it out if it wasn’t,” Vanessa said as I stepped to her, and held the pony plug between us.”And I have the lube right here next to my bed if and when we need it.” She knelt up fully on the edge of the bed then, leaned her head back and I looked down to her thick lips. We kissed fast and just before our tongues met I released from the kiss.

“So, for you or me,” I said, looking down her alabaster cleavage to the pony plug I held.

“I guess we’ll have to see, won’t we?”

“I guess we will,” I said and moved to kneel on the bed with Vanessa.

For me, it’s not the look or even the use of a sex toy, that gets to me as much as its name, the way the advertisement copy describes it, the way I catch some maybe even talking about a toy when they don’t think I’m listening. All I had to do was read the words Titan Men Anal Training Tool #1 and I was hooked. Not from the idea of the thing up my ass-which for sure I wanted a woman to coax me to take-or even the look of the squat 4-by-1 inch anal plug (I have had bigger things up my ass) but the words “Anal Training”; wow did that send me.

See, for me, it’s the implication in a word like “training”, the potential it implies, the future of having a woman work me over to get me up to speed, to make me get it, whatever ‘it’ is, right. I know the Titan would be the perfect tool to train my ass, it’s got an antibacterial Sili-A-Gel in it for cleanliness, it’s smooth, not all that big so it can be used quite often or kept in a long time. But really it’s less the idea of the thing being used on me, then it is just that word ‘training’ that sends me.

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